Bumble Bio Examples

i make a great negroni and a mediocre case for staying out late.

i collect old maps of cities i've never been to.

i can recommend a perfect tuesday in three different boroughs.

i bake cookies that win mild praise from neighbors.

i'm a documentary person dating a romcom city.

i'm reading three books and finishing none.

i'm in my 'making my own pasta and being weird about it' era.

i make playlists for the season we're currently in.

i'm a sucker for a chess hustle and a good sandwich.

i go to museums on weekday mornings like a retiree.

i train for races i don't sign up for.

i'm running a small ceramics studio in my apartment. yes my counters are clay.

i can pick a restaurant in 14 seconds. unsung talent.

i'm a runner who only runs to brunch.

i make a great cookie and i'd like an excuse to send one.

ask me about: my opinion on the best block in greenpoint.

ask me about: the worst bagel i had this year.

ask me about: the friend i call when something good happens.

ask me about: my favorite sentence i ever wrote.

ask me about: my running list of restaurants i'd visit on a layover.

two truths and one lie i'll tell you in person: i make my own kimchi. i've sung at a wedding. i can name every state capital.

i'm the friend who plans the trip and overcaffeinated the morning of.

i'm the friend who texts the long voice memo when it matters.

i'm the friend who never bails. ask my groupchat.

things i'm currently good at: hosting brunch, choosing a wine, being late.

things i'm currently bad at: replying to long emails, going to bed before 11.

things i'm working on: less reactive, more present, fewer plans on tuesdays.

the best meal i had this year was a chicken sandwich i made at 11pm.

the best decision i made this year was canceling cable.

the best decision i made this year was the friday morning coffee habit.

if you can pitch me a tuesday plan i can't refuse, i'll fall a little.

if you have a favorite small business, i'd like to hear about it.

if you've ever read a book twice in the same year, we'll get along.

looking for: someone who orders for the table and explains why.

looking for: someone who has a routine and doesn't push it on me.

looking for: someone whose ideal saturday and mine overlap by 70%.

i'm a slow texter and a fast walker.

i'm a slow texter but a quick laugher.

i'm a slow planner but a great committer.

i'm a podcast person dating a vinyl city.

i'm a tea person at home and a coffee person everywhere else.

i'm an early riser on weekdays and a late riser on saturdays. don't mix it up.

i'm here because the algorithm has my number and i'd like to be loved for who i am, not what i scroll.

i'm here because the friends i used to set up are all married. ouch.

i'm here because i kept saying yes to dinner with strangers and it kept working.

i make a great brunch and a mediocre dinner. choose accordingly.

i make a great coffee and an even better one if you're around for it.

i make a great playlist and a worse argument for staying out of restaurants on saturdays.

no, i won't put my favorite movie on here. it's a test.

no, i won't put my star sign on here. but i'll guess yours.