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writes things. mostly online. mostly true.

currently arguing about something on this app.

professional opinions, personal account.

loud about books. quiet about everything else.

tweets in long form. apologies.

writer first, person second.

i'm here for the discourse.

i'm here for the chaos.

i'm here for the algorithm.

thinking about [topic]. you?

designer of small things, complainer about big things.

newsletter at [link]. opinions here.

i make playlists. they're free in bio.

currently writing a book i'll abandon.

currently writing a tweet i'll regret.

i'll explain it in a thread.

founder of [thing]. lurker on everything else.

host of [podcast]. listener of everything else.

engineer. writer. occasional contrarian.

designer at @company. opinions are my own.

former [job]. now mostly chaos.

i don't make threads, threads makes me.

i don't tweet much. i lurk professionally.

i don't follow back. nothing personal.

books, beats, bad takes.

soft launching my whole personality.

main character on a small app.

your favorite mid-tier writer.

your favorite mid-tier designer.

your favorite mid-tier opinion-haver.

i'm not going viral. i'm going long.

i'm not online. but i'm online.

available for collabs. unavailable for arguments.

available for brunch. unavailable for vibes.

available for nothing. on principle.

i write captions for a living. captionland.com.

i make stuff. mostly online.

professional thinker. amateur poster.