Halloween Pick-Up Lines

are you a witch? because you just cast a spell on my entire evening.

i'm not saying you're a witch, but my heart rate is doing something unnatural.

you must be brewing something, because i've been under the influence since 9pm.

is your broom parked outside? mine's the one with the bad suspension.

i'd let you turn me into a frog if you promised to keep me.

you had me at 'double, double'.

witchcraft is illegal in most states and you're doing it by the snack table.

i'd let you ruin my sleep schedule permanently.

you're the only thing i'd stay up until sunrise for.

i don't have a pulse anymore and it's entirely your fault.

are you a vampire? because i'd invite you in without thinking it through.

i've been alive 400 years and you're the first person who's made it interesting.

garlic bread is my one dealbreaker. everything else is negotiable.

immortality was boring until about four minutes ago.

i'd haunt one house for eternity if it was yours.

everyone else ghosts me. you could at least do it in costume.

i'm see-through and you still noticed me. that's something.

i've been dead a century and my hands are still warmer than yours.

you don't believe in ghosts? give me one night.

i'm not ghosting you, i'm literally a ghost. there's a difference.

great costume. what are you dressed as tomorrow, my girlfriend?

i came as a guy who talks to you at parties. method acting.

is your costume 'the reason i'm not leaving early'?

we should couples-costume next year. i'll wait.

i've been standing here rehearsing this. the costume didn't help.

i lost a bet and had to talk to the most interesting person here. you're the bet.

nice costume. mine's 'available'.

i'd carve your name into a pumpkin but that felt like a lot for a first conversation.

you're the only trick-or-treat i'd answer the door for.

it's 40 degrees out and i'd still walk you home.

i'd give you the full-size candy bar. that's the highest compliment i have.

you're the reason i'd voluntarily walk into a haunted house.

can i be the thing under your bed? asking respectfully.

i'd share my candy, and i don't share candy.

i'm emotionally unavailable but seasonally enthusiastic.

i have a body count. pumpkins. i've carved eleven.

red flags look significantly better by candlelight.

i'm not scary, i'm just from a state you've never visited.

my hobbies include being cold and a low, manageable dread.

i peak in october and decline sharply thereafter.

i'm the horror movie character who survives because he left early.

i'd give you my heart but it stopped working. take the arm.

you're the only person i'd slow down for.

i've been shambling for years and you're the first thing worth walking toward.

i'm braindead and it's not the virus.

you're a 10, but with the lighting in here you're gourd-geous.

i'd let you scoop me out and put a candle in me. that's love.

we could be the two pumpkins that don't rot on the porch.

i'm falling for you faster than a porch pumpkin in november.

i'd hold your hand through the whole thing and pretend it was for you.