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Dog posts always perform — Instagram knows you can't scroll past a snout. Below: 100 dog captions sorted by mood — funny, sweet, dog's-POV, and a few for the 'last photo' posts no one wants to write.
101 dog captions for instagram
he didn't ask for a caption, he asked for a treat.
main dog. side human.
I work full time so he can live like this.
spent the morning convincing him grass isn't food.
official certified emotional support coworker.
he runs the schedule. I just enable it.
you have no idea how much serotonin I'm losing right now.
I would die for this dog but he'd survive without me, brutally.
please admire him. don't admire me. it's his post.
this is what I do all weekend.
mood: golden retriever in golden hour.
he came when called. once. I'm celebrating.
my coworker. low salary, high cuddles.
I'd cancel anything for him.
I'd cancel everything for him.
I'd cancel myself for him.
walked 4 miles. sniffed 400 things. lived.
he greets me like I came back from war.
he greets the mailman like I came back from war.
he greets a leaf like I came back from war.
I don't have plans, I have dog plans.
I don't have time, I have dog time.
I don't have a budget, I have a dog budget.
my dog has more friends than I do. neutrally.
my dog has more friends than I do. concerning.
my dog has more friends than I do. fine with it.
yes I talk to him in a voice. mind your business.
yes I dress him up for occasions. it's our hobby.
yes I cook chicken just for him. we live in a society.
he is the reason I touch grass.
he is the reason I touch fresh air.
he is the reason I touched grass twice today.
please appreciate this stranger in fur.
please appreciate this raccoon-shaped angel.
please appreciate this 9-pound mafia boss.
my dog's bark is bigger than his rent.
my dog's vibe is bigger than my budget.
my dog's plans are bigger than mine.
he turned my whole apartment into a dog spa.
he turned my whole apartment into a dog command center.
he turned my whole apartment into a dog drop zone.
I love him more than is reasonable. on purpose.
good boy on the inside, dramatic boy on the outside.
good girl on the inside, drama queen on the outside.
they say dogs are unconditional. they understated it.
they say dogs sleep a lot. they understated that too.
they say dogs are simple. liars.
he sits when he wants. queens.
he runs when he wants. icon.
he naps when he wants. living the dream.
- 51.
first walk of the day, best mood of the year.
- 52.
first park trip of the week, best mood of the year.
- 53.
first puddle of the season, best mood of the year.
- 54.
I asked him to smile and he gave me this.
- 55.
I asked him to look at the camera and he gave me this.
- 56.
I asked him to act normal and he gave me this.
- 57.
this is my dog and I'd like everyone to leave my house quietly.
- 58.
this is my dog and I'd like a national holiday.
- 59.
this is my dog and I'd like a court order to keep him.
- 60.
running on coffee and dog kisses.
- 61.
running on tears and dog kisses.
- 62.
running on adrenaline and dog kisses.
- 63.
I outsourced my serotonin to a labrador.
- 64.
I outsourced my serotonin to a chihuahua.
- 65.
I outsourced my serotonin to a poodle.
- 66.
look at him. that's it. that's the post.
- 67.
look at her. she carried this entire camera roll.
- 68.
look at them. they fixed my year by existing.
- 69.
the only co-worker who hasn't disappointed me.
- 70.
the only co-worker I'd marry if it were legal.
- 71.
the only co-worker I'd take a bullet for.
- 72.
I named him after my grandfather and I think it's working.
- 73.
I named her after a flower and I think she knows.
- 74.
I named them after a beat poet, deeply pretentious, I regret nothing.
- 75.
he greets the day with optimism. I take notes.
- 76.
he greets the day with chaos. I take notes.
- 77.
he greets the day with snacks first. relatable.
- 78.
I'd choose this over any plan.
- 79.
I'd choose this over any party.
- 80.
I'd choose this over my exes (low bar).
- 81.
yes I posted him three times this week.
- 82.
yes I will post him again tomorrow.
- 83.
yes I'm aware and I don't care.
- 84.
this is the most important account on the internet to me.
- 85.
this is the most important relationship of my decade.
- 86.
this is the most important serotonin source of my life.
- 87.
first photo of him, last photo of me caring about anything else.
- 88.
goodnight from him. goodnight from me.
- 89.
goodnight from him. don't wait up.
- 90.
I love him more than my phone storage allows me to prove.
- 91.
I love her more than my phone storage allows me to prove.
- 92.
I love them more than my phone storage allows me to prove.
- 93.
first dog. only dog. forever dog.
- 94.
best dog. boss dog. business dog.
- 95.
sweetest dog. softest dog. supreme dog.
- 96.
my dog is my whole personality. and the audience.
- 97.
my dog is my entire schedule. and the punctuation.
- 98.
my dog is my whole feed. and the algorithm's favorite.
- 99.
he has done nothing wrong in his entire life.
- 100.
he has done a lot wrong but I forgive him.
- 101.
he has rebranded post-incident and we are moving forward.
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