THE REALM WELCOMES LADY DOVE CAMERON TO THE ROYAL COURT 🏰🐉⚔️ LADY DOVE… two kindred spirits connected on this day, specifically through our Minion duet. Thank you for introducing Honey Toast to the realm 🍞 You still owe me that gooey duck date btw. FULL EPISODE OUT NOW ON @youtube!!! AND Dove’s new show 56 Days is out NOW on @primevideo !! GO WATCH IT.

THE REALM WELCOMES LORD TONY HAWK TO THE ROYAL COURT 🏰🐉🛹 From a skate park far, far away comes the one and only TONY HAWK known best for his role as the pro skater from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1, 2, 3, AND 4!!!! Thank you again for gracing this universe for my favorite skate trick, The Sack Tap. It’s truly a gift to us all . FULL EPISODE OF ROYAL COURT WITH TONY HAWK OUT NOW ON @YOUTUBE!!!

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THE REALM WELCOMES LORD BOB ODENKIRK TO THE ROYAL COURT 🏰🐉⚔️ Lord Bob.. you entered the realm and something shifted. And I mean literally because you suddenly became a lighting director and created the perfect moody setting for our Very Serious chat about 21st century algebra. Come back any time to discuss infrastructure again. I’m sure Broski Nation could use some proper city planning FULL EPISODE OF ROYAL COURT WITH BOB ODENKIRK OUT NOW ON @YOUTUBE!!!

THE REALM WELCOMES LADY CHASE INFINITI TO THE ROYAL COURT 🏰🐉🤍 There is truly nothing I love more than sitting next to a fellow barbie movie Stan, an Arianator, and a certified fangirl all wrapped into ONE. Lady Chase, you are a star. You are wise beyond your years and an utter delight!! Until we meet again 🤍 FULL EPISODE OF ROYAL COURT OUT NOW ON @YOUTUBE. AND watch Lady Chase’s brand new show @testamentsonhulu on @hulu now!

THE REALM WELCOMES LADY STORM REID TO THE ROYAL COURT 🏰🐉⛈️ Lady Storm, you are the embodiment of class and beauty!!! You can hit me with your electric scooter any time 🫶 BTW.. if you did end up researching eye cleaning ASMR after your visit…. I’m so sorry NEW EPISODE OF ROYAL COURT WITH STORM REID OUT NOW ON @YOUTUBE! AND Lady Storm’s new movie ROOMMATES is out NOW on @netflix!!!!

COME IN WEARY TRAVELER… Welcome to The Broski Apothecary and Emporium!!! Please enjoy a selection of our finest cocktails made by yours truly.. NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO OUT NOW!!!!

#ad major news coming out of the flavorsphere tonight, Broski Nation. @tridentgum is bringing us new fantastical flavors, and: I cant take this wig off. its glued to my head. please help #TriDifferent #TridentVibes