Best friend captions get sappy in 4 words. Below: 100 best friend captions sorted by tone — sweet, funny, ride-or-die, screenshot-worthy. None reference 'my person', 'soulmate', or 'the yang to my yin'.
99 best friend captions for instagram
best person i know.
best person in the group chat.
best person in my contacts.
the only one i'd lend a charger to.
the only one i'd lend a car to.
the only one i'd lend my notes app to.
my emergency contact and chaos partner.
my emergency contact and meal-share buddy.
my emergency contact and travel agent.
ride or die. mostly ride. occasionally chaotic.
ride or die. mostly nap. occasionally yelling.
ride or die. mostly text. occasionally call.
my therapist on retainer.
my therapist's worst nightmare.
my therapist's favorite case study.
since 2014. unwell since 2014.
since 2009. nothing's changed except the carpet.
since middle school. permanent friend.
we don't gossip. we research.
we don't fight. we negotiate snacks.
we don't text. we voice-memo for 14 minutes.
tag a friend who has all the dirt.
tag a friend who has all the receipts.
tag a friend who answers at 3am.
my bestie is a better person than me. that's the whole post.
my bestie is funnier than me. fine.
my bestie is hotter than me. unfortunate.
best friend voice memo length: 38 minutes.
best friend voice memo subject: nothing.
best friend voice memo response: same length.
i love that we have a routine.
i love that we have a language.
i love that we have a 14-year-old inside joke we never explain.
first to text. last to leave.
first to laugh. last to apologize.
first to know. last to judge.
one of the great loves of my life is friendship.
one of the great loves of my life is hers.
one of the great loves of my life is his.
not pictured: the group chat.
not pictured: the gossip.
not pictured: the favors.
my person. (i know. i know.)
my emergency contact.
my emergency. and her contact.
best friend, but more like co-author.
best friend, but more like co-conspirator.
best friend, but more like co-parent of a houseplant.
brunch is the only church we attend.
brunch is the only meeting we keep.
- 51.
brunch is the only deadline we respect.
- 52.
you can pick your friends. i picked the loud one.
- 53.
you can pick your friends. i picked the funny one.
- 54.
you can pick your friends. i picked the soft one.
- 55.
still the funniest person i know.
- 56.
still the kindest person i know.
- 57.
still the bravest person i know.
- 58.
best friend means: you don't have to explain.
- 59.
best friend means: you don't have to hide.
- 60.
best friend means: you don't have to schedule.
- 61.
i'd give her my last fry. signed and dated.
- 62.
i'd give him my last battery percent.
- 63.
i'd give them my last therapy session.
- 64.
you have to love a friend who screenshots your texts to call you out.
- 65.
you have to love a friend who screenshots your texts to compliment you.
- 66.
you have to love a friend who screenshots your texts to save them.
- 67.
my best friend remembers everything i forgot about my own life.
- 68.
my best friend remembers what i wore the day we met.
- 69.
my best friend remembers my first cry over my first crush.
- 70.
you only need 3 people. i picked her.
- 71.
you only need 3 people. i picked him.
- 72.
you only need 3 people. i lucked into 4.
- 73.
what we are: friends. what we'd be: family by paperwork.
- 74.
what we are: friends. what we'd be: legally married for tax purposes.
- 75.
what we are: friends. what we'd be: roommates if rent allowed.
- 76.
my best friend taught me how to roll my eyes.
- 77.
my best friend taught me how to leave a party.
- 78.
my best friend taught me how to write a hard email.
- 79.
i love you. i love you loud. and i'll keep saying it.
- 80.
i love you. i love you quietly. and you know.
- 81.
i love you. i love you obviously. and you better.
- 82.
best friend tax: posting them.
- 83.
best friend tax: tagging them.
- 84.
best friend tax: replying.
- 85.
one more inside joke. then another.
- 86.
one more weekend. then another.
- 87.
one more 'we should hang out'. then we do.
- 88.
never apologizing for our group chat.
- 89.
never apologizing for our vacation plan.
- 90.
never apologizing for our long brunches.
- 91.
you should see how we are in person.
- 92.
you should see how we are at 1am.
- 93.
you should see how we are when no one's looking.
- 94.
the only person allowed to copy my homework.
- 95.
the only person allowed to call me out.
- 96.
the only person allowed to be late.
- 97.
best friend forever. (i mean it. like, legally.)
- 98.
best friend forever. (don't make me write a contract.)
- 99.
best friend forever. (i'd renew the vows.)
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Frequently asked
Short best friend caption for a selfie together?
'best person i know' / 'the only one i'd lend a charger to' / 'my emergency contact and chaos partner.'
Caption for a long-time best friend post?
Lead with the year you met or the inside joke. 'since 2014. unwell since 2014.' / 'still annoyed she gets the front seat.'